one opens a little so after a bit of work he gets it open enough and climbs inside then shuts window behind him. he takes a few steps when out of the darkness he suddenly hears:....Jesus is watching you!
Startled, he looks around and listens for a minute but cant see or hear anything. 
Thinking he was just imagining that he heard something he shrugged it off. He takes a few more steps toward middle of room when he hears it again,... Jesus is watching you! 
now feeling very uneasy and freaked out by this he reaches in his pocket and pull out a small penlight on turns it on and shines it about till it came to rest on a African grey parrot! breathing a sigh of relief he laughs Ha Ha Ha!...just a dumb bird!..who you calling dumb the parrot replied?You! ya dumb bird! ....Jesus is watching you! the burglar turns around Ok who do you think you are? the parrot replies I 'm Moses! the burglar laughs.... Haw Haw Haw Haw! what kind of people name their bird Moses? the parrot replies, ..the same kind of people that name their Rottweiler ...JESUS!!....
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