A blonde and her pet duck

[crazyhorse]

A blonde brings her very limp duck into the vets office and give the duck to the vet.
She says, I think there is something wrong with my pet duck.
The vet put the duck on the examination table and looked at it,
then said mam, I think your duck is dead.
The blonde starts wailing and crying and said are you sure it is dead,it just can't be dead you must be wrong.
The vet shrugged his shoulders went to the back room and brought in his black lab dog.
The dog put his front paws on the table, sniffed the duck up and down and sadly shook his head and left the room.
The doctor then went to another back room and let in his cat come in,
which jumped up on the table and looked at the duck from top to bottom, slowly the cat meowed and left the room.
The vet replied the dog and cat have verified that duck is dead and handed the blonde a bill for $150.00.
The blonde exploded and said why is this bill so high.
The vet just shrugged his shoulders again and said that he would have just charged her $20.00,
but with the cat scan and lab report he had to charge $150.00.

[460 crew]

Lol that's how it feels sometimes.

[fbomb100]

that's too good