The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping

[hazelnut]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and say 'Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see? The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.
' 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then say. 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?'
"You dumber than buffalo dung. It means someone stole
the tent."
.

[crazyhorse]

Mr Nut Mr Nut